I tried the pee device in the shower today.Whiz Plus. They actually did CLINICAL TRIALS with 1400 women to determine the unique shape of the device.

I mean it sort of works but some of the claims a bit incredulous. Self cleansing plasma coating, one flick and its dry. I mean erm no matter how hard I FLICK, there’s still going to be pee on the thing loh. And that’s provided the pee doesn’t get to my clothes in my power packed flicks.

And they actually recommend using this in urban areas in dirty toilets????? Haven’t they heard of half squats??? Anyway it just doesn’t make sense to me to carry this silly thing in the handbag.

You know how they always ask these ‘stars’ on the last page of Urban what they carry in their bag? Makeup, ipod, wallet from some atas or exotic place, book, keychain but NO PEE DEVICE. Who the hell would carry a pee device around town?

Anyway, I am looking forward to peeing like a man. As long as the wind doesn’t blow the pee back to meself. That would be the dumbest thing ever. And no more struggling to pee in the vestibule. Oh the horrors peeing there. Esther would know how much I hate it. I would even walk out in the cold just so I don’t need to pee in the vestibule.

I bought a pee bottle since mera days and I have never used it. The days when we would wait for day break just so we can go out to pee. U really hate yourself if you had to get out of your warm and snuggly sleeping bag, put on your down, your boots go out in that insufferable cold just so release your bladder.

I maintain that climbing is really harmful to your body. You cannot pee or shit at will. You don’t eat at all. You don’t drink enough all the time.