They din invent electric light….then we would have to start work later and end work earlier…
They made wednesday a weekend…then we would hhave a break every two days of work..

But they did invent light….which explains why I was better rested in the mountains… we only emerged when light fell on our tents and made it unbearably warm. and we slept mostly by ten since we don’t have many late night bridge games, talk cock sessions and reading books at night makes it unbearably cold cos your hands stick out of the sleeping bag and they don’t get enough blood flow upside down.

And wednesday is not a weekend and so I have to go to work tomorrow at freakin SEVEN and work till NIGHT cos there’s a morning thing and a night thing going on!!!

And lastly, a note to prospective employers (in the very rare chance that they have the time to read this ) I am NOT as lazy as I sound……hahahha