scenario 1
“honey, do i look fat?”
“absolutely not”
“but u didn’t even look!”
outcome: DEATH

scenario 2
“honey, do i look fat?”
“hmm…. no you don’t”
“u hesitated!”
outcome: DEATH

scenario 3
“honey, do i look fat?”
“yes but i love you anyway”
“so you think i’m fat!”
outcome: DEATH

scenario 4
“honey, do i look fat?”
“after careful observation, i’d say no love, u’re not fat at all.”
“but i’ve been trying to fatten up for the mountains!”
outcome: DEATH

mountaineering… what an interesting passion…